Post by JoeOverlock on Feb 22, 2006 7:57:58 GMT -5
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
how do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can mute people burp?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
how do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can mute people burp?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?